A shed full of vintage, retro crap.....

The shed is being cleared out today to make way for a new one and it's amazing what type of crap has been stored in it.  I refuse to go into it due to monstrous hybrid spiders that I believe are looming in the rafters ready to pounce on my head as soon as I step foot through the door.  We have five video recorders and three old school stye 3G phones? I don't think Dave,(the hubby) appreciates me taking an interest in what's in there, he would rather I stayed in the house out of the way, ignorant of what delights he has found. I've been up there with a tape measure working out how much space will be left on the concrete once the slightly smaller shed has been erected, Dave is silently willing me to go away. I think I'm turning into my mum as my dad gives her the same looks.  My nephew, Dillon has been helping and having great fun on the wooden stilts that we found whilst Ciara, my youngest daughter, has been trying to take everything out of the boxes and bags thus helping Dave to become more stressed.  The demolishing of the shed should be starting soon, I shall take photos!